Just another day

You know, this whole helpess infant thing does have its advantages. You can just sit back chillaxin' and let everybody else do all the work. Daddy keeps saying he wouldn't mind switching places with me for a day.

Chilaxin'? What is that? The whole purpose of life is to go, go, go, untill you pass out. Then you wake up the next day and do it all over again. I've got WAY too much to do to sit still for anybody! Catch me if you can!!

Hey Dad! Can I have a pet lizard?