Hey, is Dad asleep yet? Quick somebody go get some shaving cream or something. He will never suspect me. After all, I'm just an innocent little baby. Heh, heh, heh. Boy they don't know me very well yet, do they? Actually, I'm going to give him another minute or so to get real comfortable and then I'll scream like a banshee. It's so funny to watch them jump up and try to figure out what is wrong. Ahh, parents are so much fun.